Not to be confused with Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut The F*ck Up, which is a mashup including the song.
Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up? is an unidentified parody song whose artist is misattributed to Weird Al Yankovic and Cledus T. Judd. It might be an answer song to Wicker in the Morning's parody (under the name "Please Shut Up") as you can find some resemblances with the two, especially each lyrics.
This song appears on the "Not Weird Al" list, a list created to combat against misattributions of songs on peer-to-peer sites. Uncredited to any artist. Ugly Girl, Ms. Lewinsky And I, and Oops, I’m Pregnant Again also appears on the list.
Search History
In August 15th 2008, the song's audio was archived to a now defunct site, laughnet. The archive of the page of the audio has been still remained on Wayback Machine. This is possibly one of the earliest appearance as far as we know.
In December of the same year, a YouTube user kazakastand uploaded the song onto YouTube under the title "weird al - will the real slim shady please shutup". However, the credit was later discovered to be incorrect.
In September 4th 2024, SpikeytheCactus reuploaded the song to YouTube. Soon later, some of the viewers claimed it's made by Cledus T. Judd, whose lead was falsely confirmed without scrutiny for few months. Although this has been proven as incorrect in 2025.
In October 2024, a user named Foufouf discovered an edit of the song from Potcaddict with POTC (Pirates Of The Carribean) images, which was made before kazakastand's video.
In December 2024, Fouforf found another video from October 1st, 2006, the oldest mention of the song so far, however, the song is partially cut.
Lyrics
[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat,
Will that bitch Slim Shady please shut up?
We're going to have a problem here
[Verse]
Y'all act like you never heard a whack person before
Rhymes are poor, 14 minutes are up so I got one more
I had to come back and now I'm worse than before
I'll make you snore 'cuz my tired song is boring you
It's the return of the-
Oh wait, hold on, don't try that
You heard what he sounds like, you're really going buy that?
And Dr. Dre does... everything, you idiot!
How would I sound if Dre didn't lay the beats down
The world is had enough Eminem sounding like a 12-years-old girl on helium
Look at him, walking around, trying to kiss Dre's ass, trying to impress you,
"He's so weak though"
I put Christina on blast on my new CD 'cuz I tried to hit on her and she rejected me
Sometimes I want to jump on a stage and just let loose but I can't 'cuz I sound like the squirrel on Bulwinkle the Moose
This song gets your nerves,
This song gets your nerves
I know I'm lucky 'cuz I got more fame than I deserve
And that's the massage that I try to give to little kids
You can be famous and never know what talent is
Of course, they're going to like me 'cuz I'm like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroeder when he was on the Silver Spoons
I ain't nothing but a product, package to be bought up
You know, a year from now I won't be thought of
But I write about dead animals and cannibals 'cuz that'll shock people and sell records... man, I hope
So, if I can be ridiculous and talentless,
I guess no one is hopeless, look how bad this song is!
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, and yes I'm really grating, I talk like Peter Brady and it's irritating
I know you're saying: "Slim Shady, plz shut up, plz shut up, plz shut up"
Well, I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm really grating, I talk like Peter Brady and it's irritating
I know you're saying: "Slim Shady, plz shut up, plz shut up, plz shut up"
Gallery
External Links
- Original audio archive on Wayback Machine.
- kazakastand's YouTube upload.
- Audio snippet on Mad Music.com.
- The page that mentions the song on Napster Comedy Wiki.
- WTRSSPS edit from Potcaddict (from 02/22/2007).