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We Have Cake

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We Have Cake is an unidentified plunderphonics song that was played by Peter Choyce on WMBR. It also samples supposedly 3-4 unknown voices, possibly taken from other songs or shows.

Search History

The song was played by Peter Choyce on WMBR on September 18th 2002. The full broadcast was posted to MixCloud in 2021 or 2022 by user The Peter Choyce Radio Archive.

On December 3rd, 2024, user Choyce reposted the song to WatZatSong, asking who made it. On March 10th, 2025, Mike Worst reposted the song to YouTube for his birthday.

Over time, the song was reuploaded to YouTube by several users, such as Lostwave's Unfinest, AlianTheObscure, S2h, 𝑀𝑟. 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠, Rocketballboi, and multiple others, amassing over 1k views.

Theories & Leads

As onow, we have discovered nothing about the origin of multiple voice lines heard in the song, but they must've been sampled from other songs, shows or cartoons. At least the two lines, "We have cake" and "But for whom?", are pulled from the same person's dialogue, and probably the "And that man was Gene" line as well. Except the out-of-context "Bring your skateboards, kids" line is most likely pulled from another person, there is no notable information on it at this time.

About the character, "Gene", mentioned in the song, he most likely featured on a show before earlier 2002. Every possible candidate character fitting this criteria is:

  • Gene (Gene Valaitis) from The Jess And Gene Show (1986-1997)
  • More to be added.

Lyrics

[incomplete instrumental]

We have cake
We have cake
We have cake
But for whom?

We have cake
We have cake
But for whom?
But for whom?
And that man was Gene

We have cake
We have cake
But for whom?
And that man was Gene
Gene

Gene
But for whom?
Gene

I can smell it

Oh!
We have cake
Oh!
We have cake
But for whom?

We have cake
Oh!
We have cake
But for whom?

Gene
Gene

Bring your skateboards, kids
But for whom?
Gene

I can smell it
We have cake
Oh!
But for whom?
Gene

[Instrumental changes]

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Peter Choyce’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
 A Better Life • Balancing Still • "Beatles Fight" • Beside Myself • Big D • Blind • Comedown Blues • Coulton Weaver • Father Dick • Five Minutes • Go To Church • Hegemony • Highschool • History Book • It's Time To Wake Up And Dream • Let’s Go To The Mall • Not On Fire • Plain Unhappy • Running On Fumes • She’s A Star • Sexy Seder • Slot/Y • Sun Celebration • The Argument • The First Thing That Was Willing To Take • Untitled A2 • Vacation • Wait For Me • Wake Up • Zeda
Unidentified
 Back And Forth • Bookmark • Don't Tell Me • Fillmore • It's Easy To Be Hard • It's All The Same • Looking At Your Picture • Reduced To The Airwaves • We Have Cake • What's The Use • Where Has My Little Dog Gone?
Verification Needed
 Bradley Jay [Scissorfight - If You Like To Fight (German Remix by Bradley Jay)?] • The Left And The Right [Nancy Lancy - Left, Right?] • Love, Love, Love [Nancy Lancy - Love, Love, Love?] • She's In My Skin [The Collisions - She's In My Skin?] • Temporary Secretary [Nancy Lancy - Temporary Secretary?]


Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
 喵喵 • 360 [sung by a twink] • British People • CAM & THE GRAM • DBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYB • Don't Wear That Thong • Fries Fries Fries • Gabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy Bodies • Hand In a Lightsocket • I Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too Sexy • It's Just A Sussy Baka • I Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran Song • Miss Lewinsky And I • More Headlines • New Jersey • Oops, I’m Pregnant Again • Osama VS Dre • Pet Names For Genitalia • Saddamthumping • Saint Sleaze • Saul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska Gag • TROCLODYTE CHIP BAG • Wanna Be An Intern • Zombienation
Unidentified
 50 Bucks To Buy A Latte • African Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • Cassie • Cheese Eating Fool • Chilling The Beer Mugs For Too Long • Crack City • Curly Toes • Dangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried Chicken • Fishermen • Gay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIAC • He's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The Corner • I Just Want To Get Some Fellatio • I Let An Intern Go Down On Me • In Da Tub • I'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty Flat • Jingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A Clinton • Livin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big Mac • Magical Screams • Meat, Coke, Gas, and Speed • Memorex Birthday Rap • Michael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurp • Money Lender • Moon Pilot • My Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My Pants • Pete Sings / Came Here Like A Car Crash • Pretty Fly For A Jedi • Psytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass Vinyl • Sesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore Mix • Surfeited • Tea Pot • That’s What I Like About You • The Beer Song • The Bong Song • The Bong Song 2 • The Bong Song 3 • The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid Song • Unfinest Jazz / Horrid Song • Ugly Girl • Virgin Child Of The Universe • We Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
 Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?] • Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?] • I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?] • Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?] • What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?] • Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,
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