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Wanna Be An Intern, (formerly known as "If You Wanna Be My Intern" or just simply "Be My Intern") is a formerly unidentified parody song by Hillman in the Morning originating from peer-to-peer services in the 2000s sung by Kevin Barbare doing a Bill Clinton impression.

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The song is a parody of Wannabe by Spice Girls from 1996 and references the impeachment of president Bill Clinton that occurred in 1999, where Clinton was accused of having a sexual relationship with White House intern Monica Lewinsky, despite denying it in the past.

Stufff, one of the artists of Oops, I’m Pregnant Again (another parody Unfinest lostwave) found this song saved in their parody folder dated as March 19th, 2000, which is the current earliest mention of the song ever found.

On May 18th, 2025, YouTube user doors rainbow friends beater commented on erin's upload of the song and said that it was from WAAF in Boston/Worchester back in 1999 to 2000 and it was on Greg Hill's Morning show.

Later, on May 28th, 2025, erin found a Facebook comment on a post about Kevin Barbare and WAAF that talked about a CD Barbare made full of Bill Clinton parodies and mentioning a Spice Girls parody.

User basketry found another Facebook comment on a different WAAF post explicitly mentioning a Spice Girls parody called "If You Wanna Be My Intern" done by Kevin Barbare and a reply to the comment saying it came from a CD titled Prez Dispenser.

User RojoCatto later found the CD on WorthPoint, and it had a track titled "Wanna Be An Intern," adding more evidence to Kevin Barbare being behind the song. Finally, basketry contacted Kevin Barbare about the song, and Barbare confirmed that he was in fact the artist behind the song.

On June 4th, 2025, the full audio of the song was shared and posted to YouTube by basketry, as well as the other 15 songs from the album (although the 4th was lacked).

Lyrics[]

[Intro]
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
I wanna really really really wanna do a young chick


[Verse 1]
If you want my future
Forget my past
If you wanna sleep with me
Better cover my ass
Come to the west wing
And we'll spend some time
Totally denying and we'll be just fine


[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
I wanna really really really wanna do a young intern


[Chorus]
If you wanna be my lover
You gotta lie to the press
If Hillary should find out
It would be a mess
If you wanna see the white house
You must give me sex
You can't tell nobody cause I'm the president


[Verse 2]
Huh, what you think about that?
Come on, let's make a deal
You sure are cute, ha ha ha ha
Would you tell congress I asked
Are your breasts real? (are your breasts real?)


[Verse 3]
You look so tasty
You caught my eye
If you bug our phone calls, then I'll say bye-bye


[Chorus]
If you wanna be my mistress
You gotta keep your mouth shut
You can't tell Janet Reno
That I just grabbed your butt
If you wanna be my girlfriend
You cannot spill your guts
I know I'm re-elected but I still need my sluts


[Outro]
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh man
If you wanna be my intern

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Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
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