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"Virgin Child of the Universe" is a 1977[1] gospel song-poem published by Ted Rosen's Halmark record label[2] in Massachusetts.[3] The song was written and copyrighted by Carrie & Bonnie Postell,[1] and most likely sung by Halmark vocalist Dodie Frost.[4]

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In 2000, music historian/WFMU DJ Irwin Chusid released a compilation album titled Songs in the Key of Z. This album contained what he called "outsider music," which is music "made" by people who don't even know they are making music. This album contained an unidentified song titled "Virgin Child Of The Universe."

Legacy[]

The likely singer, Dodie B. Frost, went on to release her eponymous gospel album in 1982 with Mustard Seed Records. The Dodie Frost album contained such Christian songs as Slow Boat To Heaven, I Hear Jesus Calling Now, and I Praise Thee Lord.[5] She is also a fiction author based in Massachusetts.[6]

In 2000, it was re-released as the 9th track of the first volume from Songs In The Key Of Z. In the Songs In the Key of Z book, Irwin Chusid credited the songwriters as Carrie & Bonnie Postell and posited its release as between 1963 and 1979.

Circa 2005, music researcher Phil X. Milstein[7] described this song-poem as among the "masterpieces" of Ted Rosen's Halmark record label. He compared it to the label's other song-poems, "This World Is In A Hell Of A Fix," Adolph J.G. Babel's "My Feet Start Tapping" and "Silent Soundings Of My Music".[8]

In 2024, the rediscovery of Phil X. Milstein's 21st century research led internet users to identify Dodie Frost as the singer.[9]

The release date was confirmed in 2025 upon the rediscovery of the 1977 copyright record.[10]

Lyrics[]

Oh... Oh...

As the day comes to an end
The virgin child of the universe
Is swept up in the fierce drive
Of sexual encounters

Orgasmic explosion of love
Enhances the child
While a floodgate of love
Circles throughout Saturnate

The missing link of oaths of allegiance
Allegiance to love
Elucidates the child's destiny
Elucidates the child's destiny

How can she escape
This missing link
This missing link of destiny?
When is the turning point?
When is the turning point?

I say when
When is the turning point?
When is the turn...

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Songs In The Key Of Z’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
Cruise Around the Planets
Unidentified
Curly ToesMichael FerrucciMoon PilotVirgin Child Of The Universe
Verification Needed
None
Only listing unidentified tracks from the albums.


Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
喵喵360 [sung by a twink]British PeopleCAM & THE GRAMDBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYBDon't Wear That ThongFries Fries FriesGabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy BodiesHand In a LightsocketI Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too SexyIt's Just A Sussy BakaI Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran SongMiss Lewinsky And IMore HeadlinesNew JerseyOops, I’m Pregnant AgainOsama VS DrePet Names For GenitaliaSaddamthumpingSaint SleazeSaul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska GagTROCLODYTE CHIP BAGWanna Be An InternZombienation
Unidentified
50 Bucks To Buy A LatteAfrican Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • CassieCheese Eating FoolChilling The Beer Mugs For Too LongCrack CityCurly ToesDangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried ChickenFishermenGay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIACHe's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The CornerI Just Want To Get Some FellatioI Let An Intern Go Down On MeIn Da TubI'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty FlatJingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A ClintonLivin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big MacMagical ScreamsMeat, Coke, Gas, and SpeedMemorex Birthday RapMichael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurpMoney LenderMoon PilotMy Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My PantsPete Sings / Came Here Like A Car CrashPretty Fly For A JediPsytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass VinylSesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore MixSurfeitedTea PotThat’s What I Like About YouThe Beer SongThe Bong SongThe Bong Song 2The Bong Song 3The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid SongUnfinest Jazz / Horrid SongUgly GirlVirgin Child Of The UniverseWe Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,