Ukrainian Woman is an unidentified parody of Lenny Kravitz's 1999 cover of American Woman by The Guess Who, it was misattributed to Weird Al Yankovic in the early 2000s.
Search History[]
The song was first mentioned on the “Not Weird Al” list, a list of songs that were falsely credited to Weird Al Yankovic on peer-to-peer filesharing sites[1]. Multiple other unidentified songs were featured on the list.
Sometime before June 17th, 2010, a Last.fm page was made for the song, also crediting it to Weird Al. But the single comment on the page quickly realized it wasn’t actually by Weird Al[2]. No audio of the song was online.
On June 30th, 2024, user Marksaw posted the song to YouTube, asking who the song was by. They said they found it on SoulSeek along with multiple other Weird Al outfakes.
On December 19th, 2024, user MusicalComedyVault brought up the possibility of the song being by John Mammoser, who had made several other parodies that were misattributed.[3]
Over time, the song was reuploaded to YouTube by several other users, such as Q, Zumi, Lostwave's Unfinest, 𝑀𝑟. 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠, and multiple others, amassing over 5k views.
On July 29th, 2025, a day after Lostwave's Unfinest reuploaded it, a now-deleted Discord user also brought up the possibility of John Mammoser, specifically under the alias Insane Amish Posse, saying:
"On his AOL page, he had a link to a website called Loserpalooza where he featured several "bands," and three that caught my attention were: Jethro Skywalker, Insane Amish Posse, and Ashton Powers."
"Regarding the "Insane Amish Posse," a screenshot from 1999 (the oldest found; other videos say the mention was from 2002) shows the track "Ukrainian Woman." However, when I search for the band's name, it doesn't return any results. However, Yandex does show results on Last.FM, which has the track "Ukrainian Woman" and another called "007-11 The BIG-GULP is Not Enough." Interestingly, this Big Gulp track is included on John's 2001 album "Who's Farted."[4]
Lyrics[]
Ukrainian woman, stay away from me
Ukrainian woman, mama, let me be!
If you didn’t shave a lot, I’d bet you’d look like ZZ Top
In your beard, you’ve got fleas!
Your bulge hangs down to your knees
Now woman, get away from me
Ukrainian woman, what’s in your BBDs?
Ukrainian woman, I said get away
Ukrainian woman, bigger than a Chevrolet
You’re built just like a rock, wouldn’t be surprised if you wore a jock
You kinda smell like (?) vodka, you kinda look just like Chewbacca
Gallery[]
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References[]
- ↑ https://www.com-www.com/weirdal/notbyal.html
- ↑ https://www.last.fm/music/"Weird+Al"+Yankovic/_/Ukrainian+woman
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