Tea Pot (also known as T-Pot) is an unidentified parody of G Spot by Wayne Marshall which originates from a vinyl labeled as an unknown artist. The label is written gibberish words that read "T-POT" and "ARTICAL" (written with a red marker pen) in capital letters.
Search History[]
The origin and previous history of the vinyl is unrevealed but its copies are sold on Discogs. According to the description on there, it actually has four tracks consisting of two versions with vocals and two instrumental-only versions. The instrumental versions are currently unavailable online. The Discogs page was also mastered by Nilesh Patel (1965-2011).
On September 14th, 2021, YouTube user suburban kids with biblical names posted both of Version 1 and 2 of the song onto his channel. No further information was provided by the OP.
Lyrics[]
[Intro]
Hello? You don't remember me, do you?
I'm Miss Alice, your daddy's friend.
Well, I hear them talking about this G-spot.
Well, I don't know about that, but I say the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
Hey hey!
[Verse 1]
You've had some boule of cake and a couple of slices of buns
A dozen chocolate biscuits, and you want to wash it down with some apple turn around
Now you know that combination, run your belly and mash your head
So sit upon me sofa gal, while I run inside and put the kettle on instead
[Chorus]
Let me hear you saying ooh, ah
When I bring the teapot baby, cause you know that tea will be good for you
Let me hear you saying ooh, ah
When I bring the tea pot sugar
You can have it sweet with one lump or two
[Verse 2]
Well, I don't care too much for coffee
I mean, I like the color pursuit
This thing just make me gassy
And every time I sit down, I feel like I want to poop
True
You see, the tea is like my loving. It's very sweet and oh, so hot. But remember, practice safety.
So brothers, always put a tea cozy on that pot.
[Chorus]
Let me hear you say ooh, ah
When I pour the tea pot, baby, because you know it tastes as smooth as silk
Let me hear you say, ooh, ah
When I pour the tea, hot honey, If you don't like sugar, we can have condensed milk
[Bridge]
Are you ready for a tea?
To make you wet inside.
Are you ready for a tea?
With a slice of lemon on the side
Are you ready for a tea?
To pass your luscious lips.
Are you ready for a tea?
You want deadly or you prefer peachy tears?
[Chorus]
Let me hear you say ooh, ah
When I pour the tea pot, baby, because it's good for you and for me
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!
Let me hear you say ooh, ah
When you lift your teapot, sugar, you can have it herbal or syrusy, yeah
[Outro]
You see girl, my love is like the tea we are boiling at the kekkel.
Yes, it's brewing, it's simmering, it's steaming, just begging for you to taste it.
It's like a combination of the herbal tea with all its mystery.
The sophistication of the earl grey. And the raucousness of the bush tea we grow back a yard.
So you see baby, I'm not going to sing it anymore.
Come, make me make some tea.
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