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"TROCLODYTE CHIP BAG" (formerly known as "Chips Diss Track") is a satire diss track song made by Uni, who played as Hewwo in object camps TROC 2 and TROC 5 and Uni in TROC 4, to a contestant from the object camp TROC named Chips, played by XanderDoesStuff. The song was originally uploaded onto YouTube but now has been privated.

The song was originally posted to an object show Discord server, which was later downloaded by mckiddie in June 2019. The song samples Diluka Perera - කැමතිම නැති පාඩම.

Search History

Around June 2019, a video was spread over in a object show Discord server of a deepfried meme with a girl dancing to the unknown song. The video was named "Me dancing to banger".

On May 21st, 2023, the song was uploaded to the YouTube account mckiddie. On the same day, the original video was reuploaded.

On January 23rd, 2025, YouTube user Q reuploaded the song to her channel. Right after this upload, users started to speculate that the creator of the song was Uni, also known as the contestant from TROC 2, "Hewwo", as they had a very similar voice. This was also backed up by the fact that there was a "rivalry" between Chips and Uni who dated another contestant named Beaty, hence the line "You say she's your girlfriend." That same day, Discord user syntsuki contacted TAFFYMARZI (the user dancing in the original clip), who claimed the song was by this user.

On January 24th, 2025, syntsuki visited an old account they had that was still in the TROC Discord server and began researching. They immediately found the full lyrics and the original upload name of the now-privated video ("TROCLODYTE CHIP BAG (feat. no one lol) *DISS TRACK*"). The song was made in 2018 during TROC 4 and was officially identified as Uni - TROCLODYTE CHIP BAG without full audio. Uni had been credited under their legal name at this time.

On January 25th, 2025, a reaction video was found of the diss track, though no audio of the song could be heard. That same day, WatZatSong user nomoreplease messaged mckiddie on the website, claiming to be Uni, and requested for the song to be removed from YouTube and WatZatSong as their full legal name and a photo of them when they were a minor was in an upload of the video.

When asked for proof they were Uni and full audio of the song by mckiddie, Nomoreplease sent two screenshots of the original video's details on YouTube Studio, and replied that they would send it to him as long as it was not shared. A couple hours later, Nomoreplease provided the full video and audio, confirming they were Uni.

Due to Uni's requests, the video will be kept private inside the Lostwave's Unfinest Discord and should not be shared outside of it.

Lyrics

[Intro]
Hey you already know who it is
It's your girl Uni, call me Uno, cause I'm number one,
Dropping my new diss track on Chips, here we go

[Verse 1]
Hey, Chips
I think you're pretty shit (Pretty shit)
Yeah, and you smell like piss (Smell like piss)
You say she's your girlfriend
Why is she on my Minecraft server, then?
You're so dumb, that you can't count to three
That's why you always rank below me
Cheddaroni said she left you for a reason (Why?)
You haven't won a challenge in the season

[Outro]
Alright, I kinda made this one a little bit short cause I have to go tend to my wives, but if you wanna come back at me,, Chips, feel free to post it in video response, do whatever the fuck you want, I don't care, just come at me, kay? If you wanna talk, make it hit. Bye-bye!

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