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"More Headlines" (formerly known as "O.J. Ballad") was an unidentified parody of the song "The Wallflower - One Headlight (1996)" by Diehl Productions and was created in 1997. The song is about the trial of O.J. Simpson from 1995 and originally came from the Spoof section of SoundAmerica and was posted on August 16th, 1997 without an attributed artist.

Search History[]

On August 16th, 1997, an unknown person would post the song on the Spoofs section on the soundamerica website (now defunct). Since then, a WebArchive of the page was found[1], along with a WebArchive of the audio from April 21st, 1998[2]. The file was tagged as "oj-ballad.wav" and unfortunately, not much else was known about the song.

On May 29th, 2025, a WatZatSong user named "viverdemusica14" would upload the song onto the website[3]. They stated that the song was a parody of "The Wallflower - One Headlight (1996)" and was about the O.J. Simpson trial. They provided a Vocaroo link to the full recording[4] and also stated that the song came from a soundamerica WebArchive.

On June 21st, 2025, Lostwave's Unfinest would upload the song onto their channel, including the song with the other Unfinests they've uploaded throughout the channel's existence.

On June 23rd, 2025, Discord user "ross ︵╯( °□°╯)" (Ross Dickinson, the artist behind New Jersey) had found a mention of a parody of the song from a WebArchive of Parody Songs Backvault. It mentions a parody of the song "One Headlight" and was created by Diehl Productions, which the song was considered almost solved.

However luckily, the OP of the song had posted an mp3 of the song onto the LostwaveBrazil Discord server, which turned out to be the song we were looking for.

Presumed Lyrics[]

So long ago
That I don't give a damn
That Simpson trial swept across the land
Well that Simpson guy
Snapped her like a stroker
Hard to see
I swear his needs
Were ever OJ's dreams

The camera's on up his butt yeah
[?]
We want a long fight
With OJ's playin' gone
Always seems such a waste
I'd rather want some [?]
I wonder why we're hung up on his place

Hey!
One more trial for Simpson
Make it last forever
There can be nothing better than
Mr. Simpson!
She likes Simpson [?]
Pull the phone and get her
We can watch it all
With more in line

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Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
喵喵360 [sung by a twink]British PeopleCAM & THE GRAMDBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYBDon't Wear That ThongFries Fries FriesGabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy BodiesHand In a LightsocketI Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too SexyIt's Just A Sussy BakaI Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran SongMiss Lewinsky And IMore HeadlinesNew JerseyOops, I’m Pregnant AgainOsama VS DrePet Names For GenitaliaSaddamthumpingSaint SleazeSaul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska GagTROCLODYTE CHIP BAGWanna Be An InternZombienation
Unidentified
50 Bucks To Buy A LatteAfrican Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • CassieCheese Eating FoolChilling The Beer Mugs For Too LongCrack CityCurly ToesDangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried ChickenFishermenGay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIACHe's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The CornerI Just Want To Get Some FellatioI Let An Intern Go Down On MeIn Da TubI'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty FlatJingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A ClintonLivin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big MacMagical ScreamsMeat, Coke, Gas, and SpeedMemorex Birthday RapMichael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurpMoney LenderMoon PilotMy Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My PantsPete Sings / Came Here Like A Car CrashPretty Fly For A JediPsytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass VinylSesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore MixSurfeitedTea PotThat’s What I Like About YouThe Beer SongThe Bong SongThe Bong Song 2The Bong Song 3The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid SongUnfinest Jazz / Horrid SongUgly GirlVirgin Child Of The UniverseWe Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,