Michael Ferrucci is an unidentified outsider a cappella sung by a woman with a trembling voice. The lyrics are about a successful Italian musician named Michael Ferrucci, hence the name of the track. Michael Ferrucci is also the 9th track off of the 4th volume from Songs in the Key of Z.
Theories
Michael Ferrucci himself has stated that he is aware of the existence of this track. He believes that the song was made for him by a crush from university somewhere back in 1970s to 1980s, but doesn't know who this supposed crush is.
Lyrics
[Chorus]
Michael Ferrucci is koochie, koochie
Absolutely
Michael Ferrucci
Go ahead smile, when he walks the corridor
When you meet him, you’d like to meet him more and more
Michael Ferrucci is Italiano
He plays the guitar, but not piano
What is it about him? That everyone admires
He sparkles with happiness, so which no one tires
Would you believe he made his hat
He’s a scholar
The director says “Ferrucci earns every dollar!”
Michael Ferrucci is koochie, koochie
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci
[Verse 1]
He sings “Melba Toast
She’s the most, Melba is swell
But get that Melba Toast, She’s the most
Melba is well”
But thats why, Michael Ferrucci
Is koochie, koochie
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci
[Verse 2]
Michael is tall, how his eyes dance
He loves the challenge of true Romance
He’s simply friendly, has style of his own
His wife has red hair, and he loves her alone
[Pre-Chorus]
koochie, koochie, koochie…
[Chorus]
Michael Ferrucci is koochie, koochie
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci
Go ahead smile, when he walks the corridor
When you meet him, you’d like to meet him more and more
Michael Ferrucci is Italiano
He plays the guitar, but not piano
What is it about him? That everyone admires
He sparkles with happiness, so which no one tires
Would you believe he made his hat
He’s a scholar
The director says “Ferrucci earns every dollar!”
Michael Ferrucci is koochie, koochie
Absolutely, Michael Ferrucci