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Jingle Bells, This Is Hell

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"Jingle Bells, This is Hell" is an unidentified NSFW parody of the song "Jingle Bells".

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Circa December 2023 - January 2024, mnshukla requested the song to a Fiverr animator, Cole Rd. Cole Rd is a well known Fiverr animator and has worked for over six years. The song remained relatively unknown at the time compared to the sexual animation itself.

On September 16th, 2024, YouTuber Zumi post the song onto the website.

Lyrics


Santa's breeding elves
He can't keep up with demand
Overpopulation, is getting out of hand
They get milked and banged all day
There's poor quality of life
Please tell the press but also hey
Enjoy your PS5

Oh jingle bells, this is hell
Santa froze our eggs
I sent you our location
So please help us get away

Hey, jingle bells
Santa sells a fake vision of joy
Consumerism killing us
Enjoy your fucking toys

Leads and theories

The song is from 2020

The song is likely from 2020 or later since it mentions the console PlayStation 5 in the lyrics. The original instrumental of the song was found to be made by Hans Johnson, and was published as a cover of Jingle Bells on November 2020, which makes the posibility of the song to have been made on December of said year.

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Identified
 喵喵 • 360 [sung by a twink] • British People • CAM & THE GRAM • DBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYB • Don't Wear That Thong • Fries Fries Fries • Gabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy Bodies • Hand In a Lightsocket • I Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too Sexy • It's Just A Sussy Baka • I Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran Song • Miss Lewinsky And I • More Headlines • New Jersey • Oops, I’m Pregnant Again • Osama VS Dre • Pet Names For Genitalia • Saddamthumping • Saint Sleaze • Saul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska Gag • TROCLODYTE CHIP BAG • Wanna Be An Intern • Zombienation
Unidentified
 50 Bucks To Buy A Latte • African Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • Cassie • Cheese Eating Fool • Chilling The Beer Mugs For Too Long • Crack City • Curly Toes • Dangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried Chicken • Fishermen • Gay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIAC • He's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The Corner • I Just Want To Get Some Fellatio • I Let An Intern Go Down On Me • In Da Tub • I'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty Flat • Jingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A Clinton • Livin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big Mac • Magical Screams • Meat, Coke, Gas, and Speed • Memorex Birthday Rap • Michael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurp • Money Lender • Moon Pilot • My Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My Pants • Pete Sings / Came Here Like A Car Crash • Pretty Fly For A Jedi • Psytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass Vinyl • Sesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore Mix • Surfeited • Tea Pot • That’s What I Like About You • The Beer Song • The Bong Song • The Bong Song 2 • The Bong Song 3 • The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid Song • Unfinest Jazz / Horrid Song • Ugly Girl • Virgin Child Of The Universe • We Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
 Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?] • Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?] • I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?] • Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?] • What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?] • Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,
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