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I Am A Star is an unidentified sound collage song.

Search History

The song was first posted to the New Wave Outpost forums by user Guglielm on August 23rd, 2012 along with multiple other unknown songs. He didn’t provide any information about the songs.

On April 13th, 2013, Guglielm commented on a WFMU.org page for a playlist made by radio DJ Terre T. He said all of the songs were recorded off of WFMU "ages ago".[1]

A week later, Guglielm commented on a WFMU playlist made by DJ Bob Brainen, specifying that the songs were recorded 20-30 years prior, specifically between 1981-1984 or 1991-1993, off of WFMU.[2]

Guglielm reposted the song to WatZatSong on August 4th, 2014. It was recorded around 1981 - 1984 and samples dialogue from a 1977 “Doctor who” serial, “The Robots of Death”.

Over time, the song was reuploaded to YouTube by several users, such as BloostMedia, Lostwave's Unfinest, Q, 𝑀𝑟. 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠, AlianTheObscure, and multiple others, amassing over 7k views.

On March 26th, 2023, Guglielm confirmed that he digitized all of his cassette tapes with the songs on them in the early 1990s, and no longer had any of them anymore.[3]

Lyrics

Now which one is larger?
That one.
But it looks smaller.
Well, that's because it's further away.
Exactly. If you could keep that exactly that distance away and have it here, the large one would fit inside the small one.
That's silly.
That's transdimensional engineering, a key Time Lord discovery.

Nearest Voc, subpriority red four, section five two, V17.

I don't have to explain anything to you! You're just a mechanical man, you're not real!
Do you know what this is?
No?
I must ask. I must ask that you tell no one about me.
Is there anyone left alive to tell?

Would you like a jelly baby?
Shut up!
A simple "no, thank you" would've been sufficient.

Why do you do it?
Do what?
Live this strange life.
Money.

Stand by. Prepare to accept computer signal.
Prepared to accept computer signal. Signal accepted. Secondary Command Channel open.
Here are your further orders, 7. Acknowledge.
Orders accept, accept, accept, accept, accept, accepted. Orders accepted. I, I, I understand. I understand.
Then go, brother. You are one of us now.
You're a robot detective. What does your computer min-typical robot. No imagination.
I require, I require evidence. Your suspicions are not evidence.
6, you will go now and kill Acting Commander Toos.
I will kill Commander Toos.
The Doctor.
I will kill the Doctor.
Leela.
I will kill Leela.
And I will kill the others.

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Guglielm’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
At NightBois Seul - Trink AlleinBombs In The TundraCatfish DisciplineCause VerticalComplacency • Convertible Hearse • Cover TailorCryptease • Dancin' In The Rain • Down Dub • Down On The File • Escapade In Ink • Fool In LoveForeverForever Changing MoodzG.I. Joe Is DeadGulls CryHome In The RainI Am The DevilI Believe In You, Baby! • I Never Thought • I See GhostsIgnoranceIn My HeadJanyJoe CauliflowerListenLove MusicLove WeedsMe And RachelleOceanOne Of A KindPink & GreenPrimary Filtration • Rise • Rainbow In The MoonlightSoot • Stink!? • Teddy Through The Glass • TelepresenceThe StoryThe Words Are Still There • Track #2 • Vegetable BingeWords (Between The Lines Of Age)
Unidentified
102-20/Minimal InstrumentalAspirationEveryday Is Work-WorkI Am A StarJust Doesn't FitKeep Your FaithLigatureLittle Music BagsMU-29/Industrial InstrumentalThought So At The TimeYou're So Far Away
Verification Needed
Freaky [Satyr - Freaky?]