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"I'm Too Sexy" is a formerly unidentified parody of the Right Said Fred's song "I’m Too Sexy", written and performed by John Mammoser doing an impression of Elmer Fudd. The song is included in his 1999 CD album "John Manmoser's First Comedy CD".

It was spread around on peer-2-peer services frequently from 1999 to the early 2000s. The song was originally misattributed to Weird Al Yankovic, Robin Williams, Scott & Todd and Elmer Fudd himself.

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On YouTube, it was first uploaded on June 26th, 2006 by user Krypto99 who also claimed it was downloaded from LimeWire alongside the Looney Tunes episodes that he used for his AMV. The upload stand today at over one million views.

On July 2nd, 2025, Discord user jig found the earliest mention of the song while it was unsolved. It was an October 1999 archive of the website laughnet.net, which shared around many parodies, including this one, tagging it as "Elmer Fudd Is Too Sexy".

On July 25th, 2025, Lostwave's Unfinest reuploaded the song to their YouTube channel, bringing it to a new audience of Lostwave community members.

Two days after the upload, jig found a Discogs page for an album by comedy duo Scott & Todd, which listed a song under the title "I'm To Sexy For That Wabbit". While it was a great lead, the track length listed 1:42, around a minute longer than what the original snippet was.

Shortly after, user Rayzox57 found the song in a folder, where he downloaded as many SoulSeek parodies with the keyword "sexy" as he could. The audio matched the snippet, and the metadata proved that it was the same song as the Discogs listing. Basketry then checked SoulSeek and found that the entire album was on there, uploaded by user Clawed. User Shipprail would then buy the album.

On August 11th, 2025, Shipprail discovered that Scott & Todd's version was not the same song as the lost parody, which meant the song was still unidentified.

On September 15th, Novrix was looking into John Mammoser as a lead for "Grandpa Is A Pornstar"[1] and found a file on Soulseek labeling this song as being from "John Mammoser's First Comedy CD" from 1999. Then, user Murphy found another John Mammoser song called "I'm Too Chubby," which had very similar lyrics to the parody. Finally, a mention of I'm Too Sexy being an Elmer Fudd parody was found on one of John's alternate amp3.com sites under "Jethro Skywalker," marking the song as solved.

Lyrics[]

[Intro]
"amp3.com"
Siwwy wabbit! (Ha ha ha ha!)

[Verse 1]
I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?!

I'm too sexy for the wabbit
Too sexy for the wabbit
That siwwy wittle wabbit!

I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancin'!

[Chorus]
I'm Elmer Fudd, you know what I mean
And I'm too sexy for that wabbit!
For that wabbit, that wittle wascal
I'm too sexy for that wabbit!

[Verse 2]
I'm too sexy for my gun
Too sexy for my gun—

[Gun blasting, bullet bouncing sound]

[Outro]
(Uh oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha!!)

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  1. The artist himself had been already considered as a possible candidate for the composer of Ukrainian Woman.


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