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Not to be confused with Stranger in the Corner.


Hooker on the Corner is an unidentified parody of the 1999 song Genie In A Bottle by Christina Aguilera, misattributed to both Eminem and Weird Al Yankovic. The song was presumably sung by at least two men.

Search History[]

The song was first mentioned on a Google Groups site in August 2000 and was included in the Eminem bootleg release Diss Me, Diss You from 2003.

The first known YouTube upload of the song is from December 16th, 2006, posted by xxfrozentearsxx, saying in the description that the song was made by Weird Al.

On April 13th, 2009, utubeizawsum uploaded the song to her channel. She claimed she didn't made the song as she wrote a note on the description: "Lol I di not write or sing this coz im a girl not a man".

The song has started getting popular on YouTube again since Lostwave's Unfinest [Old] reuploaded the song to his channel in 2024.

Lyrics[]


Im a hoe
Yes I am baby

I wear skimpy clothing its very tight
I work all hours of the night
Waiting for some one to pay me
You probly seen me every where
I dont even wear clean underwear
My pimp doesn't care

Im a hoe
My pimp says WORK BITCH!
Hoe
but my heart is saying NO!

If you wanna freak wit me
Baby theres a price to pay
Im a hooker on the corner
Look at my teeth decay

If you wanna be wit me
Baby you have got to see
You can get a case of shingles & a bad STD

Im a hooker on the corner baby
My pimp says im fat and lazy
Im a hooker on the corner baby
Come, come, come and pick me up

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Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
喵喵360 [sung by a twink]British PeopleCAM & THE GRAMDBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYBDon't Wear That ThongFries Fries FriesGabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy BodiesHand In a LightsocketI Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too SexyIt's Just A Sussy BakaI Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran SongMiss Lewinsky And IMore HeadlinesNew JerseyOops, I’m Pregnant AgainOsama VS DrePet Names For GenitaliaSaddamthumpingSaint SleazeSaul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska GagTROCLODYTE CHIP BAGWanna Be An InternZombienation
Unidentified
50 Bucks To Buy A LatteAfrican Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • CassieCheese Eating FoolChilling The Beer Mugs For Too LongCrack CityCurly ToesDangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried ChickenFishermenGay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIACHe's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The CornerI Just Want To Get Some FellatioI Let An Intern Go Down On MeIn Da TubI'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty FlatJingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A ClintonLivin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big MacMagical ScreamsMeat, Coke, Gas, and SpeedMemorex Birthday RapMichael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurpMoney LenderMoon PilotMy Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My PantsPete Sings / Came Here Like A Car CrashPretty Fly For A JediPsytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass VinylSesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore MixSurfeitedTea PotThat’s What I Like About YouThe Beer SongThe Bong SongThe Bong Song 2The Bong Song 3The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid SongUnfinest Jazz / Horrid SongUgly GirlVirgin Child Of The UniverseWe Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,