Has Anybody Seen My Cow? is an unidentified parody of the country song Has Anybody Seen My Gal? written by Ray Henderson. It is an alternate version of Steve Sellers's parody of the song; it’s unknown whether Steve created this version or not.
History[]
Around supposedly 2010s, user Volpmail posted the full song on the voicemail sharing site YouMail without any information as a free voicemail greeting. This upload has achieved over 4,300 views and some 4 star ratings as of 2025. The OP also seems to have posted other various audio from unknown sources such as Eat Fried Chicken.
The song is supposedly performed by 2-3 people as it consists of a vocal and two instruments—banjo and kazoo. Though it's possible 1 person could have recorded all the parts separately and combined them, since it doesn't seem to be a live performance.
It also has a dead air in the last 21 seconds and seems to be slightly sped up. It was likely uploaded in the early 2010s, pulled from a P2P file sharing service before.
The song appears to be an alternate version of the parody "Has Anybody Seen My Cow" by Steve Sellers. The vocals sound similar to Steve, and most of the lyrics are the same, but it's still unknown whether Steve is the singer of this version or not. It could potentially be a cover, or a demo version of the song.
Around August 2025, SpikeytheCactus uploaded the song to YouTube.
Lyrics[]
Six foot two, eyes are blue,
Two big horns and udders too...
Has anybody seen my cow?
Well, she's so tall and quite a doll,
This cow ain't exactly small
Has anybody seen my cow?
If you run into a six foot two, all covered in ferns,
Cakes in mud and chewing cud
Well, you bet your life that could be her
Well, could she love, could she moo?
Could she, could she, could she moo?
Has anybody seen my cow?
(Lemme hear it now!)
[Kazoo performance begins; Scatting]
If you run into a six foot two, all covered in ferns,
Caked in mud and chewing cud
Well, you bet your life that could be her, (Uh-huh)
She could love, yeah
She could do it
And let me tell you man, she could moo
Has anybody seen—
Anybody seen—
Has anybody seen my—cow?
You've seen my cow?
External Links[]
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Volpmail’s Lostwave Songs | |
|---|---|
| Burned On The BBQ • Cockroach Hunter • Her Bazoombas • Walmart Greeter | |
| All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken / Eat Fried Chicken • Baby, Be My Valentine! • Great Coffee Lovers Song / 50 Bucks To Buy A Latte • Godfather Pizza • Miss Always Spending • Singing Jingle • Wife Forcing Husband To Buy Tampons | |
| Has Anybody Seen My Cow? [Steve Sellers - Has Anybody Seen My Cow?] | |