Hand In a Lightsocket (formerly known as I'm A Whiny Canadian B*tch) is a formerly unidentified song made by Bob Rivers in 2003 for the Bob Rivers Show (Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes), that is a parody of Hand In The Pocket by female Canadian artist Alanis Morissette. The lyrics are dedicated mocking the original song's artist for qualities like her voice and comments. Although the song appears to have been released on his compilation, there's no information on that online.
It was sometimes falsely labeled to the names Alanis or Alanis Morissette (parody) in the 2000s. Its audio and brief information are available on the official website for the Bob Rivers Show.
Search history[]
Its earliest mention online was posted in 2005 at least; the page for the song was also created on Last.fm. The low quality version had been circulated on the Internet since the time, but never been posted on YouTube until 2024.
On July 6th, 2024, the song was eventually uploaded to YouTube by Lostwave's Unfinest [OLD] (Dylan), identified as Hand In A Lightsocket by Bob Rivers the same day thanks to marksaw for providing fair information. On September 17th, 2024, marksaw reuploaded it to his YouTube channel to clarify it was identified.
Lyrics[]
[Verse 1]
I'm hip but I'm sappy
I'm one of a kind
I'm sure gettin' wealthy, yeah
I'll win a few grammys
My song's gettin' overplayed
I'll end up like Milli Vanilli
[Chorus]
And how it all started
Started squealin' like some kind of swine swine swine
When I stuck my hand in a light socket
And I ended up all squeakin' out high notes
[Verse 2]
I get drunk and fall over
I'm not wearing underpants
I'm fried but I'm cookin', yeah
My hair is a bird's nest
I swear like a sailor man
Like a toad I get horny baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that there's something that I haven't figured out just yet
Is that a pickle in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me
[Chorus]
And it how it all got started my friends, yeah
I was squealin' like some kind of swine swine swine
When I stuck my hand in a light socket
And I ended up all squeakin' out high notes
Trivia[]
- The song was posted during Dylan's vacation.[1]
Gallery[]
![Image used by Lostwave's Unfinest [OLD].](/wiki/File:HIALS_Original.jpg "HIALS Original.jpg (99 KB)")
External links[]
- Lostwave's Unfinest's upload. (Unlisted)
- marksaw's reupload.
- The Bob Rivers Show official site.
- Mad Music.com page, attributing correctly to Bob Rivers.
- Last.fm page for the song, attributing to Alanis Morissette (parody).
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