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Hairy Bodies is a formerly unidentified parody of "Everybody" by the Backstreet Boys by the WNCI Morning Zoo crew. The song was released in 1999 on the CD "Zoo Tunes '89 - '99".

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The song itself originated from reddit user Stufff's "Parody and humor backup" folder. The file was dated to 3/20/2000 and was misattributed to the Backstreet Boys. Unfortunately, Stufff wouldn't provide any further information about "Hairy Bodies" nor any other songs in the folder.

On March 20th, 2025, Discord user Arin discovered that the song was likely by the WNCI Morning Zoo crew after they discovered a google groups post mentioning the song which led them to an album on MusicBrainz which had a track listed as "Hairy Bodies" by the WNCI Morning Zoo Crew. Discord user Murphy would then discover copies of the album being sold on eBay.

On June 5th, 2025, YouTube user(s) Lostwave's Unfinest would upload the song to their channel under the placeholder name of "Hairy Bodies". They would be followed by user SpikeyTheCactus who upload the song to his channel on July 22nd, 2025.

Two days earlier on July 20th, 2025, Discord user Murphy would bring up the WCNI lead (discovered by Arin) when Jig asked if the lead was ever debunked. The next day on the 21st, Discord user Alan would respond that he had bought the CD, although it hadn't arrived yet.

On July 27th, 2025, Alan would post an update photo in the Unfinest server confirming that the CD had arrived. When he took a listen to the CD, he confirmed that the song was the same as "Hairy Bodies", Alan would then provide a high-quality rip of the song, marking it as fully solved.

Lyrics[]

Hairy bodies
Please shave your bodies
Hairy bodies
Wax your body right
Shave your back alright

Oh my god your back's a wreck
I think Buckweat climbed onto your neck
Gonna bring the shaver gonna bring it now
Gonna take you to your one eye brow, Jimmy?

Do I have hair in my ears?
How 'bout on my neck?
Sprouting out of my nose?
God I am one hairy fool
Oh you're clogging up my pool

Hairy bodies-uh
Shave your body-uh
Hairy bodies-uh
Wax your body right (Wax my body)
Shave your back alright
Alright

Now everybody grab your back hair
And comb it way up in the air
Now paste it up under your arm
And now you look like Paula Cole
(That doesn't rhyme!)
(Don't matter!)

Do I have hair in my ears?
How about on my neck?
Sprouting out of my noes?
Every time I kiss your cheek
I get hair caught in my teeth

Hairy bodies-uh
Shave your body-uh
Hairy bodies-uh
Wax your body right (Wax my body)
Shave your back alright
Wax your body right, your body, wax your ass

Hairy bodies-uh (Your body is so hairy now)
Shave your body-uh (Shave your body, shave your body)
Hairy bodies-uh
Wax your body right (Wax my body)
Shave your back alright
(Alright, alright, alright)

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