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Eat Fried Chicken (also known as All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken) is an unidentified parody of Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett in 1965, whose lyrics are changed to a story of a person who loves eating chicken. The song is sung with normal and weirdly distorted vocals and heavily samples various sound/voice effects.

Search History[]

Around 2010, user Volpmail posted the full song onto the voicemail sharing site YouMail as a free voicemail greeting, tagging it as "All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken." No information was provided by them. As of 2025, the post has achieved over 5,100 views. The OP also seems to have posted various audio from unknown sources, such as Has Anybody Seen My Cow.

On August 27th, 2025, Lostwave's Unfinest uploaded the song to YouTube and shortened the placeholder name to "Eat Fried Chicken", giving it more attention.

Theories[]

  • As Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen (also known as Popeyes) appears on the lyrics at least twice, the artists are certainly from USA/Canada and had known Popeyes.
  • The vocalists seem to be the same ones who performed the Godfather Pizza song.

Possible Lyrics (interpretation)[]

[Chorus]
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
I said, all you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)

[Post-chrous]
And would you love eat dessert or more meal?
You gonna hafta hold some seconds down

[Interruption 1]
"Yeah, hey. [?????]. Give me one more fried chicken."

[Verse 1]
Hey, a coupon for Popeyes!
A bunch of [?????] the colonel is dead (KFC)
And now you've got to be alright, easy and steady
You know don't wanna [wait] a bit (F*CK YOU!)

Fried chicken (I love fried chicken)
Oh, you see it's finger licking
And it still looks like [a charm]!
It's finger licking good!

[Gibberish]
You know you gonna eat fried chicken, [do you deny?] (Chicken, chicken...)
Oh, I needed that...
It's finger licking good!

All about eat fried chicken!

[Chorus]
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(I'm freezing!!)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(Oh, you know it's [?????])
I said, all you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(And a sandwich and [?????])
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)

[Post-chrous]
And would you love eat dessert or more meal?
(I want eat dessert more, mama!!)
You gonna hafta hold some seconds down
(You gonna hafta hold some seconds down!)

[Interruption 2]
—"What would you like for dinner, sir?"
"Fried chicken."

[Outro]
—"So this is the chicken?"
"Oh, I don't know, I was just, calling Popeyes for the fried chicken. Hang on."

[Phone calling]

—"Hello?"

[Unknown song playing]

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Volpmail’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
Burned On The BBQ • Cockroach Hunter • Her Bazoombas • Walmart Greeter
Unidentified
All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken / Eat Fried Chicken • Baby, Be My Valentine! • Great Coffee Lovers Song / 50 Bucks To Buy A Latte • Godfather Pizza • Miss Always Spending • Singing Jingle • Wife Forcing Husband To Buy Tampons
Verification Needed
Has Anybody Seen My Cow? [Steve Sellers - Has Anybody Seen My Cow?]


Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
喵喵360 [sung by a twink]British PeopleCAM & THE GRAMDBDBDTTYBDDDDBDTTYBDon't Wear That ThongFries Fries FriesGabe • Gilligan's Isle • Granie** • Hairy BodiesHand In a LightsocketI Don't Want You • I've Got To Pee Now • I'm Too SexyIt's Just A Sussy BakaI Got An Inability** • Le Cirque • Kieran SongMiss Lewinsky And IMore HeadlinesNew JerseyOops, I’m Pregnant AgainOsama VS DrePet Names For GenitaliaSaddamthumpingSaint SleazeSaul Goodman VS Yoshi • She's Gotta Pee • Ska GagTROCLODYTE CHIP BAGWanna Be An InternZombienation
Unidentified
50 Bucks To Buy A LatteAfrican Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • CassieCheese Eating FoolChilling The Beer Mugs For Too LongCrack CityCurly ToesDangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried ChickenFishermenGay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIACHe's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The CornerI Just Want To Get Some FellatioI Let An Intern Go Down On MeIn Da TubI'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty FlatJingle Bells, This Is Hell • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A ClintonLivin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big MacMagical ScreamsMeat, Coke, Gas, and SpeedMemorex Birthday RapMichael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurpMoney LenderMoon PilotMy Name Is Darth Vader • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My PantsPete Sings / Came Here Like A Car CrashPretty Fly For A JediPsytrance Song • Rockin' In The USA • Rockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass VinylSesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore MixSurfeitedTea PotThat’s What I Like About YouThe Beer SongThe Bong SongThe Bong Song 2The Bong Song 3The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Squid SongUnfinest Jazz / Horrid SongUgly GirlVirgin Child Of The UniverseWe Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,