Eat Fried Chicken (also known as All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken) is an unidentified parody of Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett in 1965, whose lyrics are changed to a story of a person who loves eating chicken. The song is sung with normal and weirdly distorted vocals and heavily samples various sound/voice effects.
Search History[]
Around 2010, user Volpmail posted the full song onto the voicemail sharing site YouMail as a free voicemail greeting, tagging it as "All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken." No information was provided by them. As of 2025, the post has achieved over 5,100 views. The OP also seems to have posted various audio from unknown sources, such as Has Anybody Seen My Cow.
On August 27th, 2025, Lostwave's Unfinest uploaded the song to YouTube and shortened the placeholder name to "Eat Fried Chicken", giving it more attention.
Theories[]
- As Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen (also known as Popeyes) appears on the lyrics at least twice, the artists are certainly from USA/Canada and had known Popeyes.
- The vocalists seem to be the same ones who performed the Godfather Pizza song.
Possible Lyrics (interpretation)[]
[Chorus]
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
I said, all you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
[Post-chrous]
And would you love eat dessert or more meal?
You gonna hafta hold some seconds down
[Interruption 1]
"Yeah, hey. [?????]. Give me one more fried chicken."
[Verse 1]
Hey, a coupon for Popeyes!
A bunch of [?????] the colonel is dead (KFC)
And now you've got to be alright, easy and steady
You know don't wanna [wait] a bit (F*CK YOU!)
Fried chicken (I love fried chicken)
Oh, you see it's finger licking
And it still looks like [a charm]!
It's finger licking good!
[Gibberish]
You know you gonna eat fried chicken, [do you deny?] (Chicken, chicken...)
Oh, I needed that...
It's finger licking good!
All about eat fried chicken!
[Chorus]
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(I'm freezing!!)
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(Oh, you know it's [?????])
I said, all you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
(And a sandwich and [?????])
All you wanna do is eat fried chicken (Fried chicken, fried)
[Post-chrous]
And would you love eat dessert or more meal?
(I want eat dessert more, mama!!)
You gonna hafta hold some seconds down
(You gonna hafta hold some seconds down!)
[Interruption 2]
—"What would you like for dinner, sir?"
"Fried chicken."
[Outro]
—"So this is the chicken?"
"Oh, I don't know, I was just, calling Popeyes for the fried chicken. Hang on."
[Phone calling]
—"Hello?"
[Unknown song playing]
Gallery[]
External Links[]
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Volpmail’s Lostwave Songs | |
|---|---|
| Burned On The BBQ • Cockroach Hunter • Her Bazoombas • Walmart Greeter | |
| All You Wanna Do Is Eat Fried Chicken / Eat Fried Chicken • Baby, Be My Valentine! • Great Coffee Lovers Song / 50 Bucks To Buy A Latte • Godfather Pizza • Miss Always Spending • Singing Jingle • Wife Forcing Husband To Buy Tampons | |
| Has Anybody Seen My Cow? [Steve Sellers - Has Anybody Seen My Cow?] | |

