Dangle In The Morning (AKA It Doesn't Dangle In The Morning) is an unidentified parody song of Angel by Shaggy in 2000, potentially sounds like Bob Rivers. Considering the claim from the OP below, the song was presumably made between 2000 and 2001.
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On August 14th 2014, the 90-second snippet of the song was posted onto YouTube by user RickyRockstarTNS. asking other else to identify its artist. The video's description read:
"This song was recorded from the radio station Kube 93 one morning in Spring 2001, immediately after they played Angel by Shaggy - the song this is a parody of. If anyone knows an album this is included on, please let me know. I would like to buy it and replace this lower quality radio copy in my music collection. It sounds like one of those Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes but I don't know if he produced this one or if it was somebody else."[1]
The song was reuploaded to YouTube on July 9th, 2025, by user Q. A day later, the OP said the recording they posted was all they had, and he theorized that it was performed live.[1]
Presumed Lyrics[]
[Voice 1]
It doesn't dangle in the morning, dangle
Kinda hard to pee when it's that way, baby
You know what never dangles in the morning, dangle
It's the hardest way to start the day, lady
[Voice 2]
Waking up is full of complications
When you really have to make a urination
You have to go, but you got that funny feeling
Pretty soon, you'll be peeing on the ceiling
And if the bathroom wall is turning yellow
You can blame it on your happy little fellow
It's not your fault when you're peeing all directions
It's what happens when you wake up with erections
[Voice 1]
It doesn't dangle in the morning, dangle
Be careful when I pee, if you're nearby, baby
Cuz it never dangles in the morning, dangle
Or might get hit right in the eye, lady
It doesn't dangle in the morning, dan...
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