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Chilling the Beer Mugs for Too Long is an unidentified parody of the 1973 song Killing me Softly with His Song by Roberta Flack, with lyrics changed to be about beer mugs. YouTube user SkyWatch Media, the first poster, has also posted other unknown parodies on the same/next days.

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On January 31st, 2020, YouTube user SkyWatch Media posted the song to the website without any information. The filename was "parody-killing-me-softly-roberta-flack-morningstar-media" according to the description.

On October 30th, 2024, marksaw reuploaded the song to YouTube, followed by Lostwave's Unfinest (Jig).

Lyrics[]

I heard there was a new waiter down at the local bar
And so I decided to go there, it wasn't very far
And when I saw this new guy
Waiting on my table
Dropping the tray on my fingers
Getting my order all wrong
Chilling the beer mugs for too long
Spilling the soft drinks all over, getting my order
all wrong chilling the beer mugs for too long

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Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,