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Barney Diss is an unidentified Barney the Dinosaur parody of children's song I Love You which is also one of his big hits. It was originally aired on 95.7 KISS FM during ad break for the adult film "Ghost In The Machine" at least around 1993.

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It was included on A Side of a cassette owned by the OP's mother in 1994, after the original song was released last year. The tape was recorded off of KISS 95.7 FM in Hartford, Connecticut, USA, along with other songs that are all identifiable. The song itself was played during ad break.

Its OP is user NovrixWasTaken (simply known as Novrix), responsible for posting the song onto WatZatSong on August 30th, 2025, and the full cassette onto Internet Archive on October 9th of the year respectively.

On November 10th, 2025, Lostwave's Unfinest uploaded the song to YouTube for the first time.

Tracklist[1]

A1-A4 recorded from ‘Face The Music’ CD
A5 recorded from 95.7 KISS FM - played during ad break
A6-B2 recorded from 95.7 KISS FM - syndicated ‘American Top 40 1993’ program
B3-B9 recorded from 95.7 KISS FM
B10 presumably recorded from CD

A-Side
A1: New Kids On The Block - Let’s Play House
A2: New Kids On The Block - I Can't Believe It's Over
A3: New Kids On The Block - I'll Still Be Loving You
A4: New Kids On The Block - I'll Be Waitin'
A5: Unknown Kiss 95.7 Barney parody
A6: Duran Duran - Ordinary World
A7: Janet Jackson - That’s The Way Love Goes

B-Side
B1: Mariah Carey - Dreamlover
B2: Spin Doctors - Two Princes
B3: Robin S. - Love For Love
B4: The Four Seasons - December, 1963 (Oh, What A Night) (Dance Version)
B5: Shai - Baby I’m Yours
B6: Mariah Carey - Hero
B7: C + C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
B8: Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me (Radio Mix)
B9: Whitney Houston - Queen Of The Night (CJ's Single Edit)
B10: Mary Chapin Carpenter - Going Out Tonight

Lyrics

[Verse]
I love you, you love me
I'm annoying as can be
But your kids all love me, that's why I'm a hit!
Frankly I don't give a sh—Darn!

[Barney chuckles]

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References

  1. Excerpted from the Internet Archive description.


Lostwave's Unfinest’s Lostwave Songs

Identified
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Unidentified
50 Bucks To Buy A LatteAfrican Tickly Song / African Tickly Time • Barney Diss • Bi Bi Bi • Bin Laden Wanted Dead Or Alive • Bora Tomar Uma • Canadian Woman • CassieCheese Eating FoolChilling The Beer Mugs For Too LongCrack CityCurly ToesDangle In The Morning • Dissonant Trombone • Eat Fried ChickenFairlight DemoFishermenGay Bandit • George Can't Wait • Godfather Pizza • Gore VS Bush / It's Gonna Be Me • GO!GO! MANIACHe's Using Hacks • Hey Macaroni • Hooker On The CornerI Just Want To Get Some FellatioI Let An Intern Go Down On MeIn Da TubI'll Break You Off / Vocal • Intern Girl • Insect • I Sing About Blue • Is Your Girl Booty Flat • Laundromats Love • Lie Like A ClintonLivin' La Vida Homo • Livin' La Vida Homo 2 • Lovin' My Big MacMagical ScreamsMeat, Coke, Gas, and SpeedMemorex Birthday RapMichael Ferrucci • Miss Always Spending • MMMBurpMoney LenderMoon PilotMy Name Is Darth VaderMy Uncle Pete • Oops I Sang This Before / Oops I Think I Sang This Before • Oops!...I Shit In My PantsPete Sings / Came Here Like A Car CrashPretty Fly For A JediPsytrance SongRockin' In The USARockist • Run Mr. Taliban • Santaland • Screaming Seagull Bass VinylSesame Street Theme Live Cover Remix Techno Hardcore MixSurfeitedTea PotThat’s What I Like About YouThe Beer SongThe Bong SongThe Bong Song 2The Bong Song 3The Chicken Wing Song • The Clinton Blues • The Fake Slim Shady • The Sausage SongThe Squid SongUnfinest Jazz / Horrid SongUgly GirlVirgin Child Of The UniverseWe Have Cake • When We Capture Osama • Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shutup
Verification Needed
Go Kitty Go! [nadafarms?]Grandpa Is A Porn Star / Hey Now, You're A Porn Star [Ashton Powers (John Mammoser)?]I Whip It Out [Gary Burbank?]Ukrainian Woman [Insane Amish Posse (John Mammoser) - Ukrainian Woman?]What Does The Bible Say? [IMI-Kirken - What Does The Bible Say?]Zits [Darla - Zits?]
* = Possible Hoax, ** = Confirmed Hoax,