Not to be confused with Ugly Girl.
Barbie Girl Norsk (also known as Barbie Girl Norwegian) is an unidentified Norwegian parody of the song Barbie Girl, by Danish europop group Aqua. The song appears to be inspired by another unknown one called Ugly Girl.
History[]
On January 13th, 2007, the song was was uploaded to YouTube by Norwegian user Kevin Solheim with some images. No information of the song was provided by the OP. This upload became notable soon later, taking views over 10.8 millions.
On June 19th, 2025, Reddit user Salty_Currency_2941 made a post for the song onto subreddit r/LostwaveCirclejerk as "Ugly Girl (Norwegian Version)". Soon later, another user uploaded it to their YouTube channel as an unknown song.
At this time, few information has been discovered on the Internet.
Leads & Theories[]
An interesting fact is, both singers featured on the song calls each other a different roles name from the original, to be "Barbie" as "Staga" and "Ken" as "Even".[1] There is one lead for the latter that he is referred to actor(?) Even Rognlien who was already deceased, as an user mentioned in the earliest upload under the comment. However, very little information has been found about him. (Although there is an IMDb profile page for an actor with the same name, it only contains little information as well.)
Furthermore, some comments from Norwegian users over 10 years ago, posted on the original upload, suggest the song was officially released; thus it was probably once known at least in Norway.
Lyrics[]
Halla Staga!
Hei, Even!
Har du lyst til å bil med på kjere?!
JA EVEN!!
HAH!! GLEM DAT!!
Jeg er en ufin tøs
Min kiropp den er pompøs
Ække vakker, fåkke makker
Spygrønt farget hår
Og kjere digre lår
Hud som Ronald Reagan
Jeg ligner på Jan-Teigen
Tenke hode, Grete Rhode
Jeg er stygg of get
See un som en potet
Ække prima, værre en Hiroshima
Ingen Andre får, så mye leppenhår
Dus må spikke, For havel hjelper ikke
Jeg er stor, jeg er tung, jeg ser ut som et fjell
Jeg haar vorter of kviser ja kall Meg for Kjell
Lukter vondt, stinker svett du har Aldrin vært lett
Du har romper fra Oslo til Drammen
Vil du ta? Vil du klå?
Vis jeg alltid vil værre din!
Oh-waoh!
Jeg er en grusom tes! Med bin som hunden gjøs!
Diger skinke! Har aldri hørt om sminke!
Parker ikki speil, der er det bare feil
Spiser skalker, for å slanke valker
Fy så fæl sa stygg du er!
Hoo hoo hoo, yeah!
Fy så fæl sa stygg du er!
Ooauu, ooauu!
Fy så fæl sa stygg du er!
Hoo hoo hoo, yeah!
Fy så fæl sa stygg du er!
Ooauu, ooauu!
Jeg har hår under amen og er ganske fjærn
Jeg har pupper behandlet med dampstrykejern
Du må ut, du må veel du Blur aldri modell
Tusen takk skal du ha for en ødelagt kveld
Tå meg na! Jer er din! (Neineinei)
Uten lys, sår blir jeg fin! (Hahaha!)
Jef har ikke hatt det nå hyggelig ikveld Even!
Vell Gåshild, livent harså vidt begynt!
Ah, jeg hater deg! Jef hater deg!
Hey, Staga!
Hi, Even!
Do you want to go for a ride?!
YES, EVEN!!
WELL!! FORGET IT!!
I'm an ugly girl
My ass is pompous
Not beautiful, poor fellow
Spicy green dyed hair
And enormous thighs
Skin like Ronald Reagan
I look like Jan-Teigen
Look like Grete Rhode, thinking head
I'm ugly of get
My face looks like a potato
Not great, worse than Hiroshima
No one else gets, so much lip hair
You have to fuck me, coz havel doesn't help
You're so ugly, you're disgusting!
Boo hoo hoo, yeah!
You're so ugly, you're disgusting!
Ooauu, ooauu!
You're so ugly, you're disgusting!
Boo hoo hoo, yeah!
You're so ugly, you're disgusting!
Ooauu, ooauu!
I have hair under my arm and I'm quite tall
I have boobs treated with a steam iron
Better go out, you've got to be a model, never blur
Thank you so much for a ruined evening
Hold me now! I'm yours! (No no no)
Without light, I'll be fine! (Hahaha!)
Jef has not had a good time this evening, Even!
Well Gashild, life has just begun!
Ah, I hate you! Jef hates you!
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Notes[]
- ↑ The real-life Barbie is sold in Norway under the same franchise name.